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1.
formal

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1.
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML.
今天，我接到男朋友的电话。不是他打来的。是他老婆，问我怎么有她老公的电话。FML。
jīn tiān , wǒ jiē dào nán péng yǒu de diàn huà 。 bú shì tā dǎ lái de 。 shì tā lǎo pó , wèn wǒ zěn me yǒu tā lǎo gōng de diàn huà 。 FML 。
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2.
Today, while I was working at child care, I told a two year old not to hit. He threw a bucket at me that bounced off my forehead. FML.
今天我在儿童看护中心上班，对一个两岁的孩子说不要乱丢东西。他把一只小桶扔在我脑门上。FML。
jīn tiān wǒ zài ér tóng kān hù zhōng xīn shàng bān , duì yī gè liǎng suì de hái zi shuō bú yào luàn diū dōng xi 。 tā bǎ yī zhī xiǎo tǒng rēng zài wǒ nǎo mén shàng 。 FML 。
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3.
Today, I learned that while my mom was pregnant with me, she craved cigarettes so much that she named me Nicky after "nicotine. " FML.
今天，我才知道老妈怀着我的时候，因为太想抽烟，所以以“尼古丁”来给我命名为尼基。
jīn tiān , wǒ cái zhī dào lǎo mā huái zhe wǒ de shí hou , yīn wèi tài xiǎng chōu yān , suǒ yǐ yǐ " ní gǔ dīng " lái gěi wǒ mìng míng wéi ní jī 。
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4.
Today, I woke up to the sun shining, the birds singing, and an eviction notice. FML.
今天我醒来，看见阳光明媚，百鸟欢唱，以及一张退房通知单。FML。
jīn tiān wǒ xǐng lái , kàn jiàn yáng guāng míng mèi , bǎi niǎo huān chàng , yǐ jí yī zhāng tuì fáng tōng zhī dān 。 FML 。
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5.
Today, I found out my girlfriend is pregnant and then decided to break up with her. Why? Were lesbians. FML.
今天，我得知我的女朋友有身了。于是我决议和她分手。你问为啥子？因为咱们是百合。FML。
jīn tiān , wǒ dé zhī wǒ de nǚ péng yǒu yǒu shēn le 。 yú shì wǒ jué yì hé tā fēn shǒu 。 nǐ wèn wèi shá zi ? yīn wèi zán men shì bǎi hé 。 FML 。
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6.
Today, on an incredibly hot day, my flip flop broke, leaving me to walk barefoot on the hot asphalt for a mile and a half to my car. FML.
今天天气死热，我的拖鞋坏了，害得我在滚烫的柏油路上光脚走了一英里半才上了我的车。FML。
jīn tiān tiān qì sǐ rè , wǒ de tuō xié huài le , hài de wǒ zài gǔn tàng de bǎi yóu lù shàng guāng jiǎo zǒu le yī yīng lǐ bàn cái shàng le wǒ de chē 。 FML 。
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7.
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has no intentions of staying with me when he goes off to college. He never has. FML.
今天我发现男朋友去上学的时候从来不会想我。哦，他从来没有想过我。FML。
jīn tiān wǒ fā xiàn nán péng yǒu qù shàng xué de shí hou cóng lái bú huì xiǎng wǒ 。 ò , tā cóng lái méi yǒu xiǎng guò wǒ 。 FML 。
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8.
Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML.
今天，我看到一个减肥广告，上面有“减肥前”和“减肥后”的效果对比。我好希望我看起来能起码像那个“减肥前”啊。FML。
jīn tiān , wǒ kàn dào yī gè jiǎn féi guǎng gào , shàng mian yǒu " jiǎn féi qián " hé " jiǎn féi hòu " de xiào guǒ duì bǐ 。 wǒ hǎo xī wàng wǒ kàn qǐ lái néng qǐ mǎ xiàng nà ge " jiǎn féi qián " a 。 FML 。
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9.
Today, I woke up from sleeping at my friends house with a bunch of other people, with my waist long hair cut into chunks on my pillow. FML.
今天我醒来时发现睡在朋友家里，旁边还有一堆人，我原来长到腰的头发被剪得乱糟糟地丢在枕头上。FML。
jīn tiān wǒ xǐng lái shí fā xiàn shuì zài péng yǒu jiā lǐ , páng biān hái yǒu yī duī rén , wǒ yuán lái cháng dào yāo de tóu fà bèi jiǎn de luàn zāo zāo de diū zài zhěn tóu shàng 。 FML 。
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10.
Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML.
今天我发现我跟卖酒商店的收银员已经熟到可以互相直呼名字了。我才搬到这镇子一个礼拜啊喂。FML。
jīn tiān wǒ fā xiàn wǒ gēn mài jiǔ shāng diàn de shōu yín yuán yǐ jīng shú dào kě yǐ hù xiāng zhí hū míng zì le 。 wǒ cái bān dào zhè zhèn zǐ yī gè lǐ bài ya wèi 。 FML 。
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