Written and performed by Octavia Mackenzie and Ashley McGuire. Radio Hoohah is in crisis. The listening figures are dire, the presenters are deluded, the guests are all mad and the people in charge ...

He got the message in the end, but we were both left so embarrassed by the whole hoohah that there is now no alternative; we will just have to ignore each other for the rest of our lives.

Flower power, who were they? …and finally, the recent little hoohah over attempts by the Monstrous Regiment to infiltrate the 5s and 3s League prompts an email from Fr Ray Burr, until recently ...

Sometimes it was worse - with spectators even washed off their feet. Malcolm recalls there being 'quite a hoohah' about one launch in which spectators were actually injured by the wave.

His message on Sunday said that "despite the mud and hoohah" they had made the show memorable, writing: "We are now on the A1 after I spent a fun hour with a team of about six punters helping push ...

With his rounded manner, you imagine he kept his feet on the ground during the initial hoohah. “I was 29, so I’d already given up on the idea that I would ever get anywhere,” he admits.

It just adds to that, really.' I don't suppose her island pals allow their heads to be turned by any showbiz hoohah. 'No, course not! Because we're friends and have known each other for ages.' ...